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Happy Birthday Ostrich Greetings Card

Happy Birthday card with illustration of a grumpy ostrich wearing a pink party hat with bobbles

Happy Birthday Ostrich Greetings Card

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Happy (Belated) Birthday Doughnut Greetings Card

Belated Birthday card with a message saying "Sorry this was the best that I could do" and an illustration of a pink glazed doughnut with a candle stuck in it and

Happy (Belated) Birthday Doughnut Greetings Card

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You Are One In A Million Greetings Card

You are one in a million greetings card with ironic message about lottery winners being rarer

You Are One In A Million Greetings Card

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Two Peas In A Pod Valentine's Card

Funny awkward Valentines day card with illustration of peas complaining about two peas kissing

Two Peas In A Pod Valentine's Card

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Thanks Dad Father's Day Card

Fathers day card with message "Thanks dad for being" and list including "santa, story teller, easter bunny, tooth fairy, piggy bank, taxi service, awkward birthday clown"

Thanks Dad Father's Day Card

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Like An Animal In Bed Valentine's Card

Funny valentines day card with illustration of man imagining their partner wants a half man, half anteater with a long tongue

Like An Animal In Bed Valentine's Card

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I Watch You Sleep At Night Greetings Card

Alternative valentines card with message "I watch you sleep at night, but not in a creepy way" in simple text on white background

I Watch You Sleep At Night Greetings Card

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Zombie Attack Greetings Card

Greetings card with message "If zombies take over the world, I'd want you on my team" with illustration of the world

Zombie Attack Greetings Card

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Your Ex is a... - Anti Valentine's And Break Up Card

Anti-Valentines day card with message "Let's name a star after your Ex and call it shitface" agains a star patterned background

Your Ex is a... - Anti Valentine's And Break Up Card

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Sexy Legs Valentine's Cards

Valentines card with message "You are so sexy you can keep your sock on" with illustration of hairy legs in socks

Sexy Legs Valentine's Cards

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Reluctant Fox & Tutu Greetings Card

Greetings card with an illustration of a fox reluctantly wearing a pink tutu skirt

Reluctant Fox & Tutu Greetings Card

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Owl Stare Off Greetings Card

Owl Stare Off greetings card with simple line illustrations of two owls staring daggers at each other

Owl Stare Off Greetings Card

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No Fucks Given Gorilla Greetings Card

No Fucks Given Greetings card with detailed illustration of a gorilla nonchalantly picking their nose without a care in the world

No Fucks Given Gorilla Greetings Card

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My Cat Is My Significant Other Anti Valentine's and Break Up Card

Break up card with illustration of a cat making a middle finger gesture with the message 'Cats make great replacements for relationships"

My Cat Is My Significant Other Anti Valentine's and Break Up Card

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Let' Make Sexytime Valentine's Card

Let's Make Sexytime Valentines Day Card featuring an illustration of a man in pants laying on a tiger rug in a suggestive way

Let' Make Sexytime Valentine's Card

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Idiot's Guide To Parenthood #35 Greetings Card

Idiot Guide to Parenthood greetings card for new parents with humorously obvious advice to not duct tape your child to you

Idiot's Guide To Parenthood #35 Greetings Card

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Idiot's Guide To Parenthood #24 Greetings Card

Greetings card for new parents illustrating baby expressions for different needs but all look the same

Idiot's Guide To Parenthood #24 Greetings Card

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Idiot's Guide To Parenthood #13 Greetings Card

Idiot's Guide To Parenthood greetings card for a new parent with instructions about how babies leak fluids

Idiot's Guide To Parenthood #13 Greetings Card

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Happy Squeezed Out Of A Vagina Day (Birthday) Greetings Card

Happy Squeezed Out Of A Vagina greetings card with minimalist shape suggestive of a vagina

Happy Squeezed Out Of A Vagina Day (Birthday) Greetings Card

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Funny Valentine's Card - Horde Of Savages

Funny greetings card saying "If a horde of savages carried you away, I'd be sad" with an illustrated sad face emoji

Funny Valentine's Card - Horde Of Savages

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Funny Cat Found (mistaken Identity) Greetings Card

Mistaken identity cat found poster design with an angry honey badger on a greetings card

Funny Cat Found (mistaken Identity) Greetings Card

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Flash Gordon Lemur Greetings Card

Cheeky monkey flashing shouting "Flash Ahhh" on a greetings card

Flash Gordon Lemur Greetings Card

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Dog Found Greetings Card

Dog found greetings card in the style of a lost and found poster but it's a wild badger

Dog Found Greetings Card

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Daddy Bear And Cub Father's Day Card

Father's Day card with daddy bear telling his son stories like they're camping. A dead man's arm lies on the ground

Daddy Bear And Cub Father's Day Card

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Controlled Panic! Greetings Card

Controlled Panic greetings card against a pink background

Controlled Panic! Greetings Card

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Cat Lady Starter Kit Greetings Card

Cat lady starter kit greetings card with an image of a box of kittens. The card is against a pink background

Cat Lady Starter Kit Greetings Card

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Bah Humbug Christmas Card

Bah Humbug Christmas card with a painted illustration of a humbug sweet

Bah Humbug Christmas Card

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Apple Of My Eye Greetings Card

You are the apple of my eye greetings card with illustration of a smiling apple and a pear upset that we're picking favourites

Apple Of My Eye Greetings Card

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